If you could live one day as a condiment, which would it be?

Gulden's Spicy Brown Mustard	3 (33%)
Morton's Iodized Salt (I know it's a seasoning not a condiment)	3 (33%)
The pimento in a Spanish olive	1 (11%)
Hellman's Squeezable Mayonnaise	2 (22%)
That gross peanut butter and jelly mixed together in the same container	0 (0%)