Sunday, November 15, 2009

Texts that I will never write but would be scary yet possibly the result of a good story

I told her only if she can fit it through the drainpipe and she brought her inflatable Carl Weathers doll.
  4 (30%)
 
We're in the back of the church, over by Lindsay Lohan and the cast of Tool Academy.
  1 (7%)
 
What's the shelf life of airplane glue. Not for sniffing or making model airplanes. You know, for the other reason?
  3 (23%)
 
How many calories are in cat blood?
  2 (15%)
 
I'll only promise to if you wear oven mitts and sing "Lady of Spain" while doing it.
  3 (23%)
 

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