Which will be the next assertion of people from the "birther" movement who claim Barack Obama wasn't born in the US?

That Cap'n Crunch didn't actually ever serve in the military. His title, bestowed on him by Count Chocula, isn't even a legitimate military rank and he should be removed from cereal boxes. (20%)
The government's health care plan has a provision in it to kill old people. (Wait a minute, I think they already believe this...) (60%)
Transformers 2 was, in fact, a great movie and deserving of an Oscar. (20%)