If you're like me and it's 1:00 am and you're a chronic nice guy - in bed wide awake and alone, here are some sad, depressing thoughts for you to cry yourself to sleep with...
Although girls claim they like nice guys, funny guys, and smart guys, the number of girls who have been with Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawkins, Don Rickles, and Thomas Aquinas probably equals the number of girls who have been with either of those idiot guys from Saved by the Bell (not Screech).
Screech has probably been with more girls than those guys combined, mostly because he's Screech.
Being a nice guy didn't work out too well for Ghandi, Martin Luther King, or Jesus. Not the same though for Mother Teresa. Lesson - If you're a nice guy, most likely you will be killed by some idiot who can't stand that you are a nice guy (but who girls l will still like more than you). If you're a nice woman, you can live to a nice, old age.
Guys on death row receive letters from women who want to marry them and have sex with them. (Most likely after, the guy on death row would want to chop off their head and put it on their wall like a trophy ala Predator). Nice guys never receive notes from women, and they haven't killed anyone. I other words, the only way for some nice guys to get the interest of a woman is to kill someone (or at least slash their tires).
Hitler had a girl who was willing to follow him to a bunker and kill herself for him ... and he was Hitler!
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