Nice guys vs. Not nice guys

In the past few weeks, it seems like I have run into a lot of girls who are dating or are interested in guys who are not nice. Here are some easy ways to tell the difference:

Nice guy - Calls you or texts to see if you're okay after a long day at the office.

Not nice guy - Makes you stay at the office while he peels out of the parking garage in his Mazerati on his way to the beach while blasting a remix of Dexy's Midnight Runner's "Come on Eileen"

Nice guy - Pays for dinner when you go out.

Not nice guy - Takes you to a Waffle house and ditches you by climbing out the bathroom window when the check arrives.

Nice guy - Invites you over to meet all of his friends.

Not nice guy - Invites you over to meet all of his friends naked.

Nice guy - Takes you to see the sites of the city when you are on vacation.

Not nice guy - Makes you go to the ice machine at the hotel and go to the Walgreen's to buy sensual lotions so he can stay in bed watching you tube videos of sports bloopers.

Nice guy - Stays up thinking of funny things to write in his blog.

Not nice guy - Stays up thinking of ways to get pictures of you naked so after you break up, he can sell them on the web.