Where I've been...

Hi everyone,

Sorry I have written a blog entry for a long time. Things at work have become very busy, surreal, hectic, and chocolaty. (All of that is true except the chocolaty.) I have actually written some new material for the blog, but it's at home and I'm in Chicago, not that that's a bad place to be, unless you're Rod Blagoyevich.

I'm actually at my friend Jason's apartment as I'm typing this. He's from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (He always make sure he says "Pennsylvania" in case someone assumes that he means Pittsburgh, Kansas) and went to Syracuse University (which he always say instead of just "Syracuse" because when someone asks him where he went to school and he replies "Syracuse." I'm guessing he most likely assumes that they think he meant DeVry Institute in Syracuse. Not that there's anything wrong with that. DeVry is a fine institution, but I would think that if someone went there they would say "DeVry" instead of "Syracuse" if the branch of DeVry Institute was in Syracuse. Maybe Jason feels that "University" validates the Syracuse part, as if to say Syracuse UNIVERSITY! as opposed to DeVry institute and since he knows Syracuse is a university, it proves he's not lying.)

I actually have a lot of good Jason stories. So many, in fact, that I wrote a draft of a script about Jason and all the stuff that happened to him with my friend Josh. When people reviewed it for us, all the stuff that happened with Jason was the stuff people said was unbelievable. All the fake stuff that we used to tie everything together was the stuff they said was the best because it was so realistic. At some point, I'll get back to work on it. Maybe sometime soon. It's probably too much for a movie, it's more of a TV series. David Cross can play me. (People say I look like him. See my manifesto on bald guys if you want a longer discussion about it.)

Well, I should get back to doing stuff in Chicago. I promise I'll start writing again. Maybe it will even be funny. And with any luck, someone will read this and want to hire me to write blog entries or be a faucet tester or a professional clapper. I hear they make big money.

Later,
The Chronic Nice Guy