Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Best Twitter Status Update So Far

Developing interchangeable plans for either opening a Mervyn's or deep frying pocket watches. (0%)
Wondering why Dr. Teeth is more qualified than the other muppets for a doctoral program. (33%)
Learned how to say "Are those underpants biodegradable?" in German. (50%)
Followed home last night by Oprah Winfrey, although she was convincingly disguised as the ten year old Asian boy who lives next door. (0%)
Sorting clothes by type: mostly free, extra crispy, and water soluble (16%)

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