Texts that I will never write but would be scary yet possibly the result of a good story

I told her only if she can fit it through the drainpipe and she brought her inflatable Carl Weathers doll.	4 (30%)
We're in the back of the church, over by Lindsay Lohan and the cast of Tool Academy.	1 (7%)
What's the shelf life of airplane glue. Not for sniffing or making model airplanes. You know, for the other reason?	3 (23%)
How many calories are in cat blood?	2 (15%)
I'll only promise to if you wear oven mitts and sing "Lady of Spain" while doing it.	3 (23%)

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