Thursday, June 25, 2009

Which of these professions do you wish you could write on your tax return for real this year?

Telephone pole lumberjack. (23%)
Director of Supper time theater troupe. In tonight's performance of Death of a salesman, Biff will be portrayed by a pork chop, Willy Loman will be portrayed by mashed potatoes and gravy, and the extras will all be played by peas. (15%)
Assassin of AIG executives who didn't return their bonuses. (46%)
Celery heart transplant surgeon (0%)
Runway model at the Beekeeper Uniform Fashion Expo (15%)